[Okay, but that sweatervest thing deserves to be burned.
There is only one reason she hasn't crawled off in her death throes, and it's that he might need her help. Might. Shockingly, nearly a decade of servitude did not prepare her for the horrors of coming face to face with too much skin. And nipple windows. But mostly, too much skin. She's seen her fair share of bandits running around topless while guiding the Vault Hunters, but this is something else. Something... worse? Who would've thunk it, huh.
Turning around again is like chewing styrofoam. She manages, though. Kind of. Sort of. Just ignore the fact that she is gently flipping her shit on the inside.]
No, I haven't. [So this is off to a great start. At least she does a great job at keeping her voice even.] ... But if you need assistance, I may give it a try.
[Assuming she doesn't die from sheer embarrassment. Save her.]
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There is only one reason she hasn't crawled off in her death throes, and it's that he might need her help. Might. Shockingly, nearly a decade of servitude did not prepare her for the horrors of coming face to face with too much skin. And nipple windows. But mostly, too much skin. She's seen her fair share of bandits running around topless while guiding the Vault Hunters, but this is something else. Something... worse? Who would've thunk it, huh.
Turning around again is like chewing styrofoam. She manages, though. Kind of. Sort of. Just ignore the fact that she is gently flipping her shit on the inside.]
No, I haven't. [So this is off to a great start. At least she does a great job at keeping her voice even.] ... But if you need assistance, I may give it a try.
[Assuming she doesn't die from sheer embarrassment. Save her.]